Published on: 31 March 2021
Written by: Yael Raz
The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming and we just got out of an exam period so you know what that means: it’s time to see what April has in store for you! In this month’s issue of the PaparaC Horoscope, the Council of CognAC Astrologers tell you all about the crazy things the stars have planned for you this April. They predict you’ll be extremely excited to read all about it, so don’t wait any longer and come find out your April fortunes!
21 March - 19 April
This month is all about decisions, decisions, decisions. What are you going to choose on your career path? What friends will you keep? Will you put pineapple on your pizza? For all these problems, even the small ones, you are going to have a hard time. Indecisiveness is one of man's greatest enemies, because are there really any good choices? Think about what the query actually does to you, this will make things easier.
20 April - 20 May
Coming to theaters this time of year is the new play: Your Life! And oh boy is it a dramatic one... Around every corner there’s a full teapot hiding, waiting for you to Pour That Tea™. On top of this, the critics are as brutal as ever. Keep in mind that they do not see, feel and hear everything you do, your decisions are justified! The star's advice is to choose for yourself this month, you have put up with enough of everyone’s crap as it is.
21 May - 20 June
Theme parks are your favourite place to be, but man, an emotional rollercoaster is not what you asked for. Whatever is making you so emotional this month, you want nothing more than for it to stop. The source of this sadness can come from anywhere, but try pinpointing where it comes from. Then, take it by its root and pull that bad boy out! Use whatever means necessary to take this into your own hands, this sadness will not fade over time!
21 June - 22 July
People can be really bothersome, you’ve found out. They keep asking you for your attention and favors, it's getting too much for you. Although you want to help everyone as much as you can, a person can only do so much. Fun fact, this is why the word ‘no’ has been invented! That particular combination of characters has a great beauty to it, and it can bring calmness and clear your mind. You know what to do now, don't you?
23 July - 22 August
Happiness is overflowing you like a river treading out of its banks. People, trees, flowers; this really is the time of the year for you. Spread the happiness surrounding you, some others need it. This is your true self, even though in the past you thought to have lost it for a minute. Write down how you feel right now, so you can remember these feelings and thoughts.
23 August - 22 September
A weight has been lifted off of your shoulders, to celebrate this relief you should absolutely not start adding on to your ‘to do’-list! Take some time, sit outside, read a book, drink some water and just give yourself a moment to appreciate your hard work and dedication. With some luck you will achieve inner peace. This month your lucky numbers are 4 and 6, which also applies to the days of the week; so make those Thursdays and Saturdays count!
23 September - 22 October
This month is going to be a bit hectic, but chaos can fuel the most exciting moments of your life. Embrace the unknown and dive head first into the confusion and you will come out even stronger for it. The stars are waiting for you to take a risk, to jump over that hurdle you’ve been scared of tackling. It’s time.
23 October - 21 November
Gosh you’ve really been pushing yourself hard haven’t you? The universe is a bit concerned about your well-being at this point, so it’s going to go easy on you this month. An old friend will reach out to you, but you will be hesitant on how to respond. Remember that people do not always lose touch because they want to be mean to you, and try giving this person a second chance. Beware of sheep.
22 November - 21 December
Your clumsiness will reach astronomical heights this month, and this also applies to your social clumsiness. Tread carefully around those that are easily irritated, they will not appreciate your comments. You are searching for purpose, the universe is trying to help you but you don’t seem to be picking up the hints it’s dropping. Try to be more observant of your environment, you may find that the answer was in front of you all along.
22 December - 19 January
Coming out of this exam period you may feel a bit lost, you need someone to help guide you back to the path you belong on. A Leo will be valuable to you in this time of crisis, but avoid spending too much time with Aries, they will only confuse you more. This month you will find that you feel at your best in quiet environments, but remember that meeting friends, online or in real life, is extremely beneficial for your long term mental health.
20 January - 18 February
March has presented you with some very big challenges, and luckily you’ve made it through (for better or for worse). April on the other hand will be a month of solutions and resolving issues. You will receive help from unexpected places and find resistance in strange corners. Life is trying to keep you on your toes, lucky for you you’ve always been a very grounded person. Try to go with the flow, especially if opportunities present themselves in two’s.
19 February - 20 March
You have a big test coming up, whether it is an actual exam or test of your own personal strength. Stay concentrated and focused, you need it. You have the capacity to nail this quest, that is if you keep to it. So leave your phone on silent and get to work, Great successes are awaiting you! Not only this, but the spring has some great things in store for you, not only the flowers will bloom this time of year ;)